Sleazy lover

Tory scandals are minted from a trousers down template.

To prove it, here we recall the men who fell to Earth. We’ll provide the name, you nail the shame.

We have Tory baiting t-shirts - chosen by secret ballot - to give away to two lucky winners, thanks to Tshirts365.com.

Answers will be revealed on Saturday. Winners will be notified via email.

Cecil Parkinson, former Party Chairman

Cecil Parkinson

    Adultery

    Abandoning an illegitimate child

    Spanking rent boys

    Cavorting with a guardsman

    Autoerotic asphyxiation

John Major, former Prime Minister

John Major

    Adultery

    Abandoning an illegitimate child

    Spanking rent boys

    Cavorting with a guardsman

    Autoerotic asphyxiation

Harvey Proctor, former MP for Billericay

Harvey Proctor

    Adultery

    Abandoning an illegitimate child

    Spanking rent boys

    Cavorting with a guardsman

    Autoerotic asphyxiation

Ian Harvey, former MP for Harrow East (1950-1958)

Ian Harvey

    Adultery

    Abandoning an illegitimate child

    Spanking rent boys

    Cavorting with a guardsman

    Autoerotic asphyxiation

Stephen Milligan, former MP for Eastleigh

Stephen Milligan

    Adultery

    Abandoning an illegitimate child

    Spanking rent boys

    Cavorting with a guardsman

    Autoerotic asphyxiation

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The competition closed at midnight on Friday 22 April 2005. Answers are here.