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		<title>Taking it to the streets (part 5)</title>
		<link>http://www.toryscum.com/2005/05/05/defaced-tory-billboards/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2005 23:40:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[More billboard masterpieces for your delight&#8230;


Anlaby Road, Hull (Thanks Bobby)

Cardiff


Wood Lane, London (Thanks to Cybermuppet)

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>More billboard masterpieces for your delight&#8230;<br />
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<img src="http://www.toryscum.com/images/04-05/tory-poster-18-240px.jpg" alt="Poster crime soars but Labour puts gloss on it"/><br />
Anlaby Road, Hull (Thanks Bobby)</p>
<p><img src="http://www.toryscum.com/images/04-05/tory-poster-19-240px.jpg" alt="Imagine 5 more years of bliss"/><br />
Cardiff</p>
<p><img src="http://www.toryscum.com/images/04-05/tory-poster-20-240px.jpg" alt="I'd still think Tories are scum"/></p>
<p><img src="http://www.toryscum.com/images/04-05/tory-poster-21-240px.jpg" alt=""/><br />
Wood Lane, London (Thanks to Cybermuppet)</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s my party&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.toryscum.com/2005/04/28/channel4-spoof-ads/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2005 22:42:06 +0000</pubDate>
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Fed up of the usual election news?
Channel 4&#8217;s coverage takes a surreal turn with their spoof political broadcasts.
They commissioned films for the three main parties from Lee Ford and Dan Brooks, the duo responsible for the controversial &#8217;suicide bomber&#8217; spoof VW Polo ad.
Ford said:
&#8220;We set about creating the kind of broadcasts the three main parties [...]]]></description>
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Fed up of the usual election news?</p>
<p>Channel 4&#8217;s coverage takes a surreal turn with their spoof political broadcasts.</p>
<p>They commissioned films for the three main parties from Lee Ford and Dan Brooks, the duo responsible for the controversial <a href="http://media.guardian.co.uk/site/story/0,14173,1398826,00.html?gusrc=rss">&#8217;suicide bomber&#8217; spoof VW Polo ad</a>.</p>
<p>Ford said:</p>
<blockquote><div>&#8220;We set about creating the kind of broadcasts the three main parties would like to make if there were no regulations and they didn&#8217;t have to be politically correct.&#8221;</div>
</blockquote>
<p>See all three at <a href="http://www.channel4.com/news/special-reports/special-reports-storypage.jsp?id=67">Channel4.com</a>.</p>
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		<link>http://www.toryscum.com/2005/04/28/unison-spending-less/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2005 21:09:35 +0000</pubDate>
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UNISON has launched a spoof ad campaign based on Tory election posters.
The public service union&#8217;s version of the billboards asks:
&#8220;&#8216;What are the Tories thinking of? &#8211; use your vote to stop them&#8217;

We couldn&#8217;t agree more. More details at the UNISON site.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><img border=1 src="http://www.toryscum.com/images/04-05/unison-subvert.gif" alt="How will spending £35 billion less on public services improve them?"/></center></p>
<p>UNISON has launched a spoof ad campaign based on Tory election posters.</p>
<p>The public service union&#8217;s version of the billboards asks:</p>
<blockquote><div>&#8220;&#8216;What are the Tories thinking of? &#8211; use your vote to stop them&#8217;</div>
</blockquote>
<p>We couldn&#8217;t agree more. More details at the <a href="http://www.unison.org.uk/news/news_view.asp?did=1971">UNISON site</a>.</p>
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		<title>Taking it to the streets (part 4)</title>
		<link>http://www.toryscum.com/2005/04/25/are-you-thinking-what-were-thinking/</link>
		<comments>http://www.toryscum.com/2005/04/25/are-you-thinking-what-were-thinking/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2005 22:27:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are you thinking what we&#8217;re thinking? Of course not.
Here&#8217;s another bumper crop of defaced Tory billboards.
As one visitor noted, what they lack in subtlety, they gain in enthusiasm.


Brighton

Cardiff




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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are you thinking what we&#8217;re thinking? Of course not.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s another bumper crop of defaced Tory billboards.</p>
<p>As one visitor noted, what they lack in subtlety, they gain in enthusiasm.</p>
<p><center><br />
<a href="http://www.toryscum.com/images/04-05/tory-poster-12-1024px.jpg"><img src="http://www.toryscum.com/images/04-05/tory-poster-12-240px.jpg" alt="Imagine 5 Tory years of shit"/></a><br />
Brighton</p>
<p><a href="http://www.toryscum.com/images/04-05/tory-poster-13-1024px.jpg"><img src="http://www.toryscum.com/images/04-05/tory-poster-13-240px.jpg" alt="Hospital killers bugs treble since Tories"/></a><br />
Cardiff</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/blairwatchproject/9427414/"><img src="http://www.toryscum.com/images/04-05/tory-poster-14-240px.jpg" alt="How would you feel if the Tories won this erection?"/></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/split-ends/9551316/"><img src="http://www.toryscum.com/images/04-05/tory-poster-15-240px.jpg" alt="Stupid Tory bastards"/></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/radichietto/9607831/"><img src="http://www.toryscum.com/images/04-05/tory-poster-16-240px.jpg" alt="Tory racists"/></a></p>
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		<title>Who&#8217;s in Hackney?</title>
		<link>http://www.toryscum.com/2005/04/19/anyone-in-hackney/</link>
		<comments>http://www.toryscum.com/2005/04/19/anyone-in-hackney/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2005 22:59:46 +0000</pubDate>
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We understand there&#8217;s an outstanding example of Tory billboard subvertising beneath the bridge at Hackney Central Station, East London.
Do send us a photo if you see it (thanks Joff).
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We understand there&#8217;s an outstanding example of <a href="http://www.toryscum.com/category/subverts/">Tory billboard subvertising</a> beneath the bridge at Hackney Central Station, East London.</p>
<p>Do <a href="mailto:toryscum@gmail.com">send us a photo</a> if you see it (thanks Joff).</p>
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		<title>We are not amused</title>
		<link>http://www.toryscum.com/2005/04/17/are-you-smoking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Apr 2005 18:34:53 +0000</pubDate>
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Conservative candidate Rob Wilson looks miffed in Friday&#8217;s Reading Evening Post.
Is it his iffy tweed suit? His party&#8217;s questionable policies on immigration?
Sadly, no. Instead, someone has added the strapline &#8220;Are you smoking what we&#8217;re smoking?&#8221; to his pride-and-joy poster.
Thanks to Lawrie for the scan.
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<p>Conservative candidate Rob Wilson looks miffed in Friday&#8217;s Reading Evening Post.</p>
<p>Is it his iffy tweed suit? His party&#8217;s questionable policies on immigration?</p>
<p>Sadly, no. Instead, someone has added the strapline &#8220;Are you smoking what we&#8217;re smoking?&#8221; to his pride-and-joy poster.</p>
<p>Thanks to Lawrie for the scan.</p>
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		<title>Taking it to the (Fleet) streets</title>
		<link>http://www.toryscum.com/2005/04/17/privatized-hospital-cleaning/</link>
		<comments>http://www.toryscum.com/2005/04/17/privatized-hospital-cleaning/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Apr 2005 17:43:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
The Guardian Diary brings news of more creative copywriting.
Wags in Tottenham have added Jeffrey Archer and Jonathan Aitken&#8217;s signatures to the poster asking &#8220;How would you feel if a bloke on day release attached your daughter?&#8221;.
Elsewhere in London N17, the question &#8220;How difficult is it to keep a hospital clean?&#8221; has been answered: &#8220;You should [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align=center><img src="http://www.toryscum.com/images/04-05/michael-howard-attacked.jpg" alt="How would you feel if Michael Howard attacked your daughter?"/></p>
<p><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/diary/story/0,3604,1457384,00.html">The Guardian Diary</a> brings news of more creative copywriting.</p>
<p>Wags in Tottenham have added Jeffrey Archer and Jonathan Aitken&#8217;s signatures to the poster asking &#8220;How would you feel if a bloke on day release attached your daughter?&#8221;.</p>
<p>Elsewhere in London N17, the question &#8220;How difficult is it to keep a hospital clean?&#8221; has been answered: &#8220;You should know &#8211; you contracted out hospital cleaning.&#8221;</p>
<p>Marvellous stuff. In the absence of images, we&#8217;ve borrowed <a href="http://www.toryscum.com/2005/04/12/ed-matts-photoshop/">Conservative campaign tactics</a> and knocked something up in Photoshop instead.</p>
<p><em>Update:</em> <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/41289">MetaFilter</a> users cut to the questions that matter:</p>
<blockquote><div>&#8220;Who would vote for a party who can&#8217;t even do joined-up writing?&#8221;</div>
</blockquote>
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		<title>Taking it to the streets (part 3)</title>
		<link>http://www.toryscum.com/2005/04/14/conservative-graffiti/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2005 19:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to everyone who&#8217;s sent photos of redecorated billboards in. Keep them coming to toryscum@gmail.com.



Tottenham, London (Thanks Paul)

Reading

Wokingham Road, Reading

London Road, Reading

See also: Subverts 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to everyone who&#8217;s sent photos of redecorated billboards in. Keep them coming to <a href="mailto:toryscum@gmail.com">toryscum@gmail.com</a>.</p>
<p><center><br />
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/dipics/9213774/"><img src="http://www.toryscum.com/images/04-05/tory-poster-7-240px.jpg" alt"No Conservatives"/></a></p>
<p><img src="http://www.toryscum.com/images/04-05/tory-poster-8-240px.jpg" alt"It's just extremely xenophobic"/><br />
Tottenham, London (Thanks Paul)</p>
<p><img src="http://www.toryscum.com/images/04-05/tory-poster-9-240px.jpg"  alt"It's not clever to fight elections on immigration"/><br />
Reading</p>
<p><img src="http://www.toryscum.com/images/04-05/tory-poster-10-240px.jpg"  alt"Poster crime soars but Tories humourless on it"/><br />
Wokingham Road, Reading</p>
<p><img src="http://www.toryscum.com/images/04-05/tory-poster-11-240px.jpg"  alt"Tory poster bills rocket"/><br />
London Road, Reading</p>
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<p><em>See also:</em> <a href="http://www.toryscum.com/category/subverts/">Subverts</a> <del datetime="2005-04-18T23:13:37-01:00"></del></p>
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		<title>Conservative copywriting: Do it yourself</title>
		<link>http://www.toryscum.com/2005/04/11/conservative-campaign-ads/</link>
		<comments>http://www.toryscum.com/2005/04/11/conservative-campaign-ads/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2005 22:22:22 +0000</pubDate>
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Pathetic with a paint can? Help is at hand for those unwilling to deface Tory billboards.
Stuart Langridge has made it easy to make your own Conservative campaign ads online.
Simply enter your slogan, and the site will generate a picture perfect replica ready for download.
Do e-mail us your work.
We also enjoyed this thread about everybody&#8217;s favourite [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align=center><img src="http://www.toryscum.com/images/04-05/conservative-copywriting.jpg" alt="Conservative copywriting"/></p>
<p><a href="http://www.toryscum.com/2005/04/09/taking-streets-part-2/">Pathetic with a paint can</a>? Help is at hand for those unwilling to deface Tory billboards.</p>
<p>Stuart Langridge has made it easy to <a href="http://kryogenix.org/code/conposter/index.php">make your own Conservative campaign ads</a> online.</p>
<p>Simply enter your slogan, and the site will generate a picture perfect replica ready for download.</p>
<p>Do <a href="mailto:toryscum@gmail.com">e-mail us</a> your work.</p>
<p>We also enjoyed <a href="http://www.stuffandnonsense.co.uk/archives/new_tory_poster_campaign.html">this thread</a> about everybody&#8217;s favourite Conservative poster campaign.</p>
<p><em>See also:</em> <a href="http://www.thewatchmakerproject.com/blog/169/">Make your own Conservative poster</a>.</p>
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		<title>Subvertising: Do It Yourself</title>
		<link>http://www.toryscum.com/2005/04/09/subvertising-do-it-yourself/</link>
		<comments>http://www.toryscum.com/2005/04/09/subvertising-do-it-yourself/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Apr 2005 09:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
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Fancy rewriting those pesky Conservative campaign posters? It&#8217;s easy*&#8230;

Choose a slogan &#8211; you&#8217;ll find ideas here
Print it out &#8211; use 450pt Tahoma (bold capitals) for footer text, experiment to match body text
Stick it up &#8211; wallpaper paste will hold, add PVA glue to waterproof

For tips &#8216;n&#8217; tricks from the pros, try Smashing the Image Factory, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align=center><img src="http://www.toryscum.com/images/04-05/brush.jpg" alt="Paint brush"/></p>
<p>Fancy rewriting those pesky <a href="http://www.toryscum.com/2005/04/09/taking-streets-part-2/">Conservative campaign posters</a>? It&#8217;s easy*&#8230;</p>
<ul>
<li>Choose a slogan &#8211; you&#8217;ll find ideas <a href="http://www1.indymedia.org.uk/en/2005/04/308264.html">here</a></li>
<li>Print it out &#8211; use 450pt Tahoma (bold capitals) for footer text, experiment to match body text</li>
<li>Stick it up &#8211; wallpaper paste will hold, add PVA glue to waterproof</li>
</ul>
<p>For tips &#8216;n&#8217; tricks from the pros, try <a href="http://www.urban75.com/Action/factory.html">Smashing the Image Factory</a>, a manual of billboard subversion.</p>
<p>*It&#8217;s also illegal, kids, so don&#8217;t do it without Michael Howard&#8217;s express permission. We can&#8217;t be held responsible if you end up going down for a ten stretch. But do <a href="mailto:toryscum@gmail.com">keep the photos coming</a> of other people&#8217;s handiwork.</p>
<p><em>UPDATE:</em> Readers of a nervous disposition may prefer the virtual <a href="http://kryogenix.org/code/conposter/index.php">Conservative poster generator</a>.</p>
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