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We asked you to match the Tory MP to the sex shame. The answers were:

• Cecil Parkinson – Abandoning an illegitimate child
• John Major – Adultery
• Harvey Proctor – Spanking rent boys
• Ian Harvey – Cavorting with a guardsman
• Stephen Milligan – Autoerotic asphyxiation

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Update: The competition is now closed.

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