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Voting by post?

Sunday, April 24th, 2005

The deadline to register is 26 April. Download the form here.

We have winners

Saturday, April 23rd, 2005

Handcuffs

The Sleazy Lover competition is now closed.

We asked you to match the Tory MP to the sex shame. The answers were:

  • Cecil Parkinson - Abandoning an illegitimate child
  • John Major - Adultery
  • Harvey Proctor - Spanking rent boys
  • Ian Harvey - Cavorting with a guardsman
  • Stephen Milligan - Autoerotic asphyxiation

Adrian M and John G have won t-shirts - details are in your inboxes.

We’ve also added a Press section.

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Tory policy maker

Thursday, April 21st, 2005

Michael Howard discovers the ToryScum.com Policy Maker

Ever wondered how Conservative Party policy is decided?

There’s no need for costly focus groups, polling ‘experts’ or ad men.

Simply use our Policy Maker.

Reminder: The Sleazy Lover picture competition is still open.

Win Tory-baiting t-shirts

Monday, April 18th, 2005

Thatcher and Howard

Wake the town, tell the people: we have Tory-baiting t-shirts to give away to two lucky winners - chosen by secret ballot - thanks to Tshirts365.com.

The t-shirts certainly have something of the night about them, featuring an evil Thatcher/Howard hybrid.

To win, try your hand at our Sleazy Lover picture quiz.

Simply match the Tory MP with the sex scandal to be in with a chance.

Update: The competition is now closed.

ToryScum.com newsletter

Tuesday, April 12th, 2005

Want regular updates on ToryScum.com? Of course you do.

Sign-up to the newsletter in the sidebar. We promise we won’t do anything dodgy with your details.

A few words on our comments policy: anything racist, sweary, incoherent or illegal will be removed. Anything else on-topic is fair game. Simple.

New downloads

Monday, April 4th, 2005

We’re proud to offer ToryScum.com banner ads and mobile wallpaper in Downloads. Today’s featured freebie…

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Get ‘em while they’re hot.

We’ve also launched a FAQ section to answer questions like…

“Are you an SWP front, a Socialist Party stooge, a commie conspiracy, Alastair Campbell and/or Lord Lucan?”

ToryScum.com launch

Friday, March 25th, 2005

ToryScum.com will launch shortly. Contact us if you wish to hear when the site goes live.

In the mean time, treat yourself to ToryScum.com downloads.

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