Hard on drugs - or on hard drugs?
Top Tories on drugs? Whatever next.
With the Tory leadership race in full swing, we felt obliged to come out of retirement.
In honour of David Cameron, we offer this roll-up-and-keep commerative banknote.
Cameron once called himself the “Coke candidate”, meaning he was “the real thing”. At least that’s what we assumed he meant.
Incidentally, we suspect the cocaine claims are an elaborate ruse to persuade the kids that Class A’s aren’t cool.
October 20th, 2005 at 9:57 am
Welcome back!
October 20th, 2005 at 3:23 pm
Please, sort out your apostrophes and stop using them to denote plurals, it’s just plain wrong.
October 29th, 2005 at 9:12 pm
welcome back….hope the best site in the world is reguarly updated! joe stop moaning….as “the birds are flying”
December 4th, 2005 at 11:37 am
Seems Cameron may not be the only one who has been partial to a line or two, I wonder why the Shadow Chancellor has been so defensive.
December 9th, 2005 at 11:12 pm
Well, by selecting Cameron, the Tories have just made themselves MORE unelectable. They’ve made Lord Snooty their leader. On with the overprivileged and ignore the hindward!
There are some words that just shouldn’t go together, like “Tory government” and “this century”.
December 11th, 2005 at 10:50 am
Typed in “I hate the tories” and got directed here…great .
February 11th, 2006 at 6:38 pm
I love this website!
Mmm, Thatcher on the roll-up - that’s rather suspicious. Didn’t she have a degree in Chemistry? Who was supplying all these Tory cokeheads, I wonder?
February 16th, 2006 at 3:59 pm
Let a chap defend himself. I have my own blog now. Jolly good show.
June 1st, 2006 at 8:16 pm
In response to Antonio Valdina I’d like to point out that for quite some time we conservatives have had a lead in the polls
(from you gov -
Con 39;
Lab 32;
LibDem 16;
BNP 4;
UKIP 4;
SNP/PCY 3,
Green 3.)
Bad news for all you Blair lovers!
June 12th, 2006 at 9:54 pm
The thing is Jonathan, when it comes to an election in the next year or so, and there is a labour option that isn’t tony blair, how far is this ‘new tory’ marketing ploy going to get you? Not only that but it is alienates your core support of old biddies and fat cats.
June 27th, 2006 at 6:09 pm
Well Comrade Luke I have great delight in telling you that without Tony labour isn’t magically cured. Gordon just agrees with everything he does and people are getting sick of him, he puts off the middle class and basically, this government’s out of steam, so don’t think the conservatives are gone for good. (Also boundry changes will do us good!)
Regarding my figures above, they remain roughly the same, one more point for the silly LibDems and I don’t have accurate info. on UKIP or the BNP. (con and Lab are exactly the same). Also , the conservatives are actually ahead in Scotland, even I don’t understand that.
Finally, most of the traditionally tory support will stay our way (can you honestly imagine people in Surry not voting conservative?), and all this support for the far right is from a new generation of working class who’ve been betrayed by the modern labour party. Their heartlands in Burnley or Barking were never very likely tory areas so there’s another front for labour to lose votes on.
Finally we aren’t “new tory”, we’re not as smarmy as that sickinging git Blair (who stole it from the “new democrats” in the USA)
August 4th, 2006 at 10:50 pm
Heil Jonathon
You are exactly right-there is no such thing as a new tory - that would be a contradiction in terms! David Cameron and his smarmy catwalk politics may have swayed people to like him, but no-one really wants the idiotic eton boy to have any real influence, it would be like letting a kid play with matches. never going to happen
March 6th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
Of course if it was Labour scum on drugs that would be just be “adolescent experimentation”, “froth” and “avoiding policy”.
June 5th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
Let me respond to you commrade luke with a comment that goes something along the lines of: tony Blair is the Best leader labour have ever had (he supports Margret Thatcher - Score 1 for intellegence for blair), and look who is replacing him. Gordan Brown. It just goes to show how downhill Labour have gone. I think that the British National party is now a better party than Labour, which is a danger to the nation. Tories are the only realistic way forward. Rock on David Cameron - A tru british Hereo.
June 25th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
Fucking labour scum,
Don’t you realise you have lost, labour is now tory by another name. Nationalisation and all the other lefty ideas that almost destroyed Britain will never come back and a sad little website will never change that.
So in conclusion you stupid, bitter and ignorant fuckers should take a look in the mirror.
October 30th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
am nice job pls let me knw more about you
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:19 pm
I am conservative in principle and I would probarly vote Conservative in the next General Election. Any thing to get rid of that awful Gordon Brown
September 23rd, 2008 at 10:00 pm
To all tory scumbags - fuck off.
Preferably to somewhere like Darfur or Basra.