Hard on drugs - or on hard drugs?
Wednesday, October 19th, 2005Top Tories on drugs? Whatever next.
With the Tory leadership race in full swing, we felt obliged to come out of retirement.
In honour of David Cameron, we offer this roll-up-and-keep commerative banknote.
Cameron once called himself the “Coke candidate”, meaning he was “the real thing”. At least that’s what we assumed he meant.
Incidentally, we suspect the cocaine claims are an elaborate ruse to persuade the kids that Class A’s aren’t cool.