Celebra-tories: Sandra Howard
Michael Howard’s missus gets a two page spread in today’s News of the Screws.
Former Vogue model Sandra tells all about how the old codger wooed her.
We hear how most of the action took place on the purple bed sheets of his Chelsea bachelor pad (cf. William Hague’s 14 pints a day boast.)
It’s a transparent piece of myth-making.
Among the clumsy attempts to humanise him, we learn:
“He loves soppy films like Sleepless in Seattle, which he cried at.”
Shucks - that takes the edge of his iffy immigration policy, then.
Compare the quotes with her November 2004 interview in The Lady magazine:
“Yes, he’s very romantic, which is why I get frustrated that his image in the press isn’t at all like the man I know. He’s also quite sentimental and loves films like Sleepless in Seattle.”
Read more of of Sandra Howard’s heartfelt wisdom at her Conservatives.com campaign blog.
April 25th, 2005 at 11:27 pm
Pretty sad that she has to constantly rely on ‘Sleepless in Seattle’ in order to make Michael Howard look even vaguely human.
April 26th, 2005 at 2:34 pm
Mr Murdoch, who publishes The News of The World, wants you to vote Labour. Maybe tittle-tattle like this is supposed to help this aim. You will vote Labour. You read Murdoch’s papers and you do as you say. As for leaders wives, how about Cherie pocketing £100,000 recently for agreeing to attend some charity events abroad?
April 26th, 2005 at 3:32 pm
After Sandra’s tip, I’m off out to buy purple sheets RIGHT NOW !
April 7th, 2006 at 7:15 am
this site makes me physically sick.
we’re suposed to better than the tories, you people are the scum.
go away, labour doesn’t need evil people like you on our side.
May 15th, 2006 at 8:48 pm
What a pathetic loser you are to design a website like this. Get a life!
Do you admire the appalling Cherie Blair?