Taking it to the (Fleet) streets

The Guardian Diary brings news of more creative copywriting.
Wags in Tottenham have added Jeffrey Archer and Jonathan Aitken’s signatures to the poster asking “How would you feel if a bloke on day release attached your daughter?”.
Elsewhere in London N17, the question “How difficult is it to keep a hospital clean?” has been answered: “You should know - you contracted out hospital cleaning.”
Marvellous stuff. In the absence of images, we’ve borrowed Conservative campaign tactics and knocked something up in Photoshop instead.
Update: MetaFilter users cut to the questions that matter:
“Who would vote for a party who can’t even do joined-up writing?”