Celebra-tories: Paul Daniels

Paul Daniels polaroids

You’ll like him – but not a lot.

Paul Daniels“>Paul Daniels threatened a final disappearing act if Labour won the ’97 election.

The pint-sized magician said he’d consider taking his cash to Barbados to avoid a Blair government.

Sadly, his word was as bad as his toupe.

Despite a one-way ticket and removal van c/o The People, he declined to leave on election day.

He later claimed his remark had been taken out of context.

6 Responses to “Celebra-tories: Paul Daniels”

  1. Lee says:

    Very good!

    Other ideas for you: the Spice Girls; Sir Tim Rice; Andrew Lloyd-Webber; Frank Bruno; Cilla Black; Jimmy Tarbuck; Frederick Forsyth; Brian Ferry.

  2. Do you happen to know if the one-way ticket and removal van offer c/o The People is still open?

    Paul Daniels’ decision to remain in the country, the prospect of any of the available options getting in on May 5th, and considerable financial challenges that have arisen as a result of stealth taxes and a £1 trillion credit card bill mean that I would gladly accept The People’s generous offer.

  3. Mother Shipton says:

    See also Paul Daniels & The “Camp Waiter” Saga

    http://www.rush-poppers.org/rush-forum/10071.shtml

  4. Pamela says:

    Two words; Adam Rickett!!
    I mean, Jesus people – have you ever met a Tory who you DIDNT want to leave the country! Preferably to a war torn middle eastern country :)

  5. Breno says:

    Mrs Merton to Debbie McGee “Tell me Debbie, what was it that first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?” Paul you are scum

  6. adam rickett says:

    [...] they may want … Name (required) Mail (will not be published) (required) Website. CAPTCHA Code …Celebra-tories: Paul Daniels ToryScum.comTwo words; Adam Rickett!! I mean, Jesus people have you ever met a Tory who you DIDNT want to leave [...]

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