Exclusive: Tories put the boot in
ToryScum.com can exclusively reveal how the Tory party plans to win the youth vote: Conservative Allstar trainers.
The branded baseball boots are inspired by Converse’s Chuck Taylor Allstars - and even feature Michael Howard’s signature.
The desperate idea of true blue trainers was proposed by two members of Conservative Future, the party’s youth wing - formerly the notorious Young Conservatives.
But we were shocked to hear that the campaign has the full backing of party co-chairman and ad agency supremo Maurice Saatchi.
ToryScum.com has received exclusive images from Michael Howard’s party briefing yesterday. We expect to receive further details later today.
April 1st, 2005 at 6:05 pm
Shurely shome mistake…? April Fool??! Almost as good as the Grauniad’s front page with a claim that Camilla is the 2nd most popular royal after the Queen…
Isn’t “popular royal” an oxymoron?? I think we should be told…