Do the French cheat the Conservatives?

Of course they do. The Daily Mail-O-Matic creates random headlines straight from the pages of Britain’s favourite loony right wing paper. We recommend Mail Watch for a day-to-day rebuttal of nonsense such as…
“Married women in their mid-50s with two children living in Leeds are the happiest people in Britain, a new study claims.”
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“Rachel Hunter? She’s spotty, fat and finished”
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“Blackpool ‘good for your health’”
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Quotes are from today’s dailymail.co.uk. Spotted any other gems in the Mail or Express? Let us know with a link to the offending article.
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