Want news from Conservative Party HQ delivered to your desktop? Funny, us neither.
The Conservatives.com Internet Explorer toolbar displays headlines as they happen.
As well as Google searches, pop-up blocking and speedy access to Conservative Party sites (phew), it has a patented auto-repatriation feature for illegal asylum seekers.
We made that last bit up – but who knows in version two?
Want to keep on message on the move? If you’re feeling flush – lest we forget, money will grow on trees under a Conservative government – you can also sign up for Tory text alerts.
Subscribers get 160 fun-packed characters for just £1.50 + VAT. Cheap at twice the price, we’re sure you’ll agree.
UPDATE: Conservatives.com web accessibity claims are a sham too.